First Notice of AGM

Next week I head to Ottawa for the Canadian Federation of Students annual general meeting, and it got me thinking it it was time for a little policy review. So the plan is that on Friday, June, 2006 the first annual genneral meeting of the {name of group to be determined at AGM} will be taking place at my and Dennis' apartment.

This will be a time for me and the guys to come together and set out policy on the proper way to be a single, male, twenty-something who knows way too much about writing policy.

Please submit any motions for consideration via email to michaelhickey@gmail.com by Wednesday, May 31, 2006. All motions will be posted here to give delegates the opportunity to familiarize themselves prior to the meeting.

Motions served with due notice:
MOTION ACCOM01
D.Rice/C.Mercer
Whereas finding a good apartment in the city is really hard;
Whereas it is especially hard to find one in close proximity to work/school;
Whereas it is near on impossible to find one with really cheap rent; and
Whereas mismanage ment of the situation can result in eviction. Therefore;
Be it resolved that you should not have sex with your landlord's daughter.
Be it further resolved that you should not have sex with any of her friends either.

MOTION BRO01
C.Mercer/M.Hickey
Whereas this organization recognizes the age old creed of "bros before hos";
Whereas you don't want it incite drunken stories of how he hit that first. Therfore;
Be it resolved that you should never hook up with a friend's ex-girlfriend unless two conditions are met:
a) He has a new girlfriend;
b) He says it's cool.
B it further resolved that depending on the level of drunkenness the term "girlfriend" can mean that girl he's making out with at the bar but will never again, and his "saying it's cool" may refer to his not saying it's not cool. But that only counts if you're both drunk.

MOTION BAR01
M.Hickey/B.Stinson
Whereas you never bring a deer carcas on a hunting trip. Therefore;
Be it resolved you never bring a girl downtown with you.
Be it further resolved you especially never bring a date to a wedding.